Victoria Jackson, Conservative Diva The Biggest Scam in History – Global Warming

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  • 1. paleryder  |  August 23, 2011 at 8:42 am

    Here’s a good one for you…. The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

    Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good,” said the teacher.

    Little Mary was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events “Very good, Mary” said the teacher.

    Eventually it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk “$2,467,” he said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

    “Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

    “Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

    “I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny. “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!” Then I would say,”It is dog crap. Wanna’ buy a toothbrush?” “I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth.”

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    • 2. GoodOleBoy  |  August 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm

      obama is turning out to be great for jokes but there always seems to be a lot of truth to them and the brunt of the joke is on us. Not very often the case with previous presidents, just an observation.Great joke by the way.

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